Numbers jokes
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So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
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There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!