Number jokes
Number.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
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"What is your number?" "Hi."
16 is a knight? Mail.
Jokes...
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why am I so sad?
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!