Number jokes
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why am I so sad?
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.