Number jokes

Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

A: There's 20 of them.

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

'Cause 7 8 9.

How do you shrivel a dick?

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

What's wrong with 89?

You blow me and I owe you one.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

1111111111122222222

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

The number 13? Not on my watch!