Number jokes
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why am I so sad?
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.