When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
1111111111122222222
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What is the highest number?
420.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
One day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. She picks it up.
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby?"
Sally says, "No, she's upstairs with Uncle John."
"Uncle John? I don't know an Uncle John."
"No, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy."
"No, I'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family."
"Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally.
"Ummm, no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now."
"Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!"
"Great job Sally! What did she say?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. She's now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
Then dad replies "Swimming pool? We don't have a... is this 468-1843?"
