Number jokes
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
1111111111122222222
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What is the highest number?
420.