Number jokes
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Number.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
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"What is your number?" "Hi."