62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Joke.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Fuck off!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
