Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
How do you shrivel a dick?
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
