Number jokes
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Number.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
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"What is your number?" "Hi."
16 is a knight? Mail.
Jokes...
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why am I so sad?
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.