Number

Number Jokes

Science

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

Syndrome

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

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  • Date

    Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

    Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

    Age

    Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

    A: There's 20 of them.

    Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

    Knife

    Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

    Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

    Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

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  • Pie

    I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

    I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

    Debt

    I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)