Number

Number Jokes

Body

When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"

Toilet

What did the kid say to the toilet?

"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"

Age

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

Age

What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty-one of them.

Pattern

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Four

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

Offender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.