Number jokes
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
10+10
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.