Number jokes
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
300? You are a 3.0.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Was 9 + 10?
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.