Number jokes
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
10+10
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.