Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
69, 420, 21.
was (DYM 144).
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
