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Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"