Number jokes
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Your mom #69.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"