Number jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
300? You are a 3.0.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Was 9 + 10?
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.