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You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
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"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
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A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.