Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.