So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
what does a peeing pterodactyl sound like
nothing the pee is silent
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
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What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
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What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
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What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
