Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do you call a blck man in the dark?
- Nothing
what do you call a legless table nothing
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
what is the differance from an orphan and a homeless nothing haha
Q: what did one one snake say to the other? A: Nothing because they are both dead
what did the joker say to harley quinn? nothing
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
