What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Joke
What the difrents between you and an orphan
Nothing
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls
Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
Money means nothing to me ask me for it you will get nothing
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
9/11 called for help what did that get nothing
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? Nothing she was hung over
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
