Nothing jokes
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.