Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs? Nothing they are bpth orphans
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Is it all right.. When there is nothing left?
what did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing he was hanging
