This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
what's the difference between yes and no... nothing
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
