Nothing jokes

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

What did Steven Hawking say?

Nothing.

No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.

There's no one.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

I got nothing.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.