Nothing jokes

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

What did Steven Hawking say?

Nothing.

No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.

There's no one.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

I got nothing.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.