Nothing jokes

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

What did Steven Hawking say?

Nothing.

No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.

There's no one.

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

I got nothing.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.