So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine"
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
What’s the length difference between ur hairline and saturn. Nothing
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing they haven't got family
What did covid say to the American? Nothing it just took its breath away....
what did the other wave say to the other wave "nothing they just waved"
the fish do nothing that is defenly a bad joke
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What, do u have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIER!
what did the flag say to the pole
nothing he just waved
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.