Not jokes
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Memes
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.