Not jokes
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Memes
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
This is not even a joke.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."