Not jokes
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.