Not jokes

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.

Why was the emo mad?

The picture got hung, not her.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad did not beat cancer.

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."