Not jokes

Gwen

    • OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

    The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

    Laundry

    • I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

  • 2

    • Baby

    • Mom: It's time for sleep.

    Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

    Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

    Baby: Nice try, hobo.

    Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

    *few hours later*

    Baby: *still awake*

    Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

    Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

  • 1
    • Not memes

    Murder

    • Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

    Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

    Apology

    • Dear Gwen and Prince,

    Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

    Sex

    • I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

    Comeback

    • My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

  • 1