Not jokes

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Guilty or not guilty?

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold!

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.