Not jokes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Memes
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.