Not jokes
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"