Not jokes
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)