Not jokes

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: A water gun.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: Water gun.

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.