Not jokes

Swing

    • Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

    Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

    Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

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    • Water

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

    WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

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    • Parent

    • My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

    Gun

    • If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

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    • Fruitcake

    • The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

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    • Priest

    • A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

    “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

    The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

    The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

    “It’s really not your day, is it?”

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    • Condom

    • What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

    A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

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