Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Not Jokes
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
