Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Not Jokes
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
