None Jokes

what did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police? it's none of your business!

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID

none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark

There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

none of these jokes are funny

What is everyone’s favorite favorite class? None because people don’t like school

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence

None the rest fly away

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have rape-dungeons.

There is no god. None not one.

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none