None jokes

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?

Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.

Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.

5 minutes later

Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?

Teacher, the one sucking it?

Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

I have so many cash machine jokes.

But none of them seem to work ATM.

I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

None of these jokes really took off.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

...just kidding-

- none. They can't change anything.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Deeeeeertt.