None Jokes

what did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police? it's none of your business!

I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM

none of these jokes are funny

There is no god. None not one.

35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence

None the rest fly away

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have rape-dungeons.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends; why, me; they have none to call daddy

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about

None of you ever touch my penis

what war game can the French win? none there always losing

Brother: your eyebrows look hella bad Sister : I don’t even think u know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because u have none

None of these jokes really took off

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!