I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
These aren't funny.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
