Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
If there’s a 4 Mexicans in a van which of them is driving?- None of them immigration service is
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
how much emo kids dos it take to screw in a light blub. none they just sit in the dark and cry
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
In a lesbian relationship which feminazi cooks? None both carpetmunchers eat out
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw who the hell is gwen?
WE ARE ANONYMOUS because none of us are as cruel as all of us
