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How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Deeeeeertt.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
But when?
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
These aren't funny.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
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Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?