None jokes
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What?
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
But when?
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
These aren't funny.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
none
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
No.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.