how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children? None. Neither can see their parents
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
my eggs are just like my dad....none egg-istent
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Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe’s footsteps but ther are none
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