These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
