Nice jokes
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Yo mama so nice she...
Be nice.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"