Nice

Nice jokes

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Cloud

Roast

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Memes

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Spread

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

Girl

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Sex

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Boss

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Water

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Deez

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Text

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

Parent

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Hater

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

Name

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty