Nice jokes
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Yo mama so nice she...
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Be nice.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!