if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez! My babysitter: very nice! But, uh, what’s deez? Me: (¬‿¬)
what did one emo kid say to the other? Nice guts G
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
What's 68+1=69 NICE
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Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content because they are family friendly
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
my kid runs in to day to tell me that he found a floating cow but when he got me to come and see all i saw was a pinata with a tail and white spots such a stuipid child so after that i gave him a nice refeshing drink from the tolit and a few of those choclet sprincles. (: in such a good parent...
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Here is the meaning of the name Gwen! Good Wise enough nice Mean meaning of the name Gwen! Grumpy Words Enough Nasty
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Addison.
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
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Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
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Dear Kenya love of life thanks for commenting on my jokes and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞! Love u a milion times more!
