Nice jokes
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.