New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
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