What do you call a three humped camel.
A prostitute from new york
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,Happy New Years!
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
Check out my new song. It’s called. Nlggas in the hood. And it’s really good so go listen
They said that new juice world album was shaking good....
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Why did Gwen go tho thestore. To have a new
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
new
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
