Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Aaaah I really wish Stephen hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new part to my gokart
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to your moms house Knock Knock you: whos there? Your new father!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery but it still lasts longer than your relationships ooooooooooo
What's different between you and me I have a plan for this new year. So long suckers. Keep scrolling.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade, that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake)
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
I love my new phone 📲
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?His buns were too tight.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
