Newness Jokes

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Hi I'm new here

New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop

confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Idaho...Alaska!

Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess

Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock

Stacy: lol

Osama binladin

Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .

Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska

What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Did you hear the Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck".

What is the similarity between a orphan and the new spider man movie there's no way home

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

What is New Yorkers scared of airplanes

the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard