A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
i saw a helicopter fly next minute i knew kobe was on the news
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food: Here comes the air plane.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
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We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
when your plane heads for new york
Who are the fastest readers in the world?.... New Yorkers, they went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year
