Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
🌵funking prick!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.