Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Jamal
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Can someone be my daddy?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.