Worst Jokes Ever
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.