Worst Jokes Ever

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

The Titanic is now a resort for fish.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?

Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.