Worst Jokes Ever
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Baller.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
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I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!