Worst Jokes Ever
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Hoi!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.