You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
