Worst Jokes Ever
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. π€£π€£π€£
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Did you know Africans donβt have to be black?
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.