Worst Jokes Ever
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.