You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
I poo 11 times a day.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Violence against women is funny :)
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
