Worst Jokes Ever
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Daryll
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.