Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Worst Jokes Ever
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Gigachad.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
