Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.