What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
