Worst Jokes Ever

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It felt like it.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!