Worst Jokes Ever
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.