Worst Jokes Ever
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What would you do if you were killed?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.