Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.