Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.

I can't think of any jokes.

1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.