Worst Jokes Ever
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.