Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!