My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Worst Jokes Ever
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bob the builder.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
