Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Bruh, don't be punny.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.