Worst Jokes Ever
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.