Why drink water and not bleach?
Worst Jokes Ever
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
