Worst Jokes Ever
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!