Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Worst Jokes Ever
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Ii.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Coooper
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
