Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.