Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
