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Worst Jokes Ever
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
