Worst Jokes Ever
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.