Worst Jokes Ever
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."
My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.