I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
